(Chorus:) I am an orange boy, I have some orange friends I am an orange boy, I got no orange friends I am an orange boy, I have some orange friends I am an orange boy, I got no orange friends (Verse 1:) Orange man jones on the spot Sitting in the parking lot Walking to the store ‘cause Everything’s a dollar, nothing more Got some chips and sweets And some soda drinks Purchased all these things so Now I don’t know what to think I’m in a good mood But I need some food I go to a diner Thinking nothing could be finer I’ve got eggs and steak Which I appreciate Then I saw a guy in red who wished that he had orange friends (Chorus) (Verse 2:) Pop in with the boys Make obnoxious noise They play their guitars while I eat bite-size candy bars Eat some chicken strips While my soda drips Give the cashier a tip while I step on an ice cube and slip (ow!) We drive home to play Super cool video games Lounging around in my home while my Homies look at memes on their phones We have lots of fun Even though the computer won I’m so grateful that I Get to hang with my orange friends (Chorus) (Verse 2.5:) Up the stairs we go To my studio Fill it up with hype As we jam into the mic We record some bops With occasional flops Wait, is that a glitch? Oh Man, it’s time for the beat switch! (Verse 3:) My name’s Cool boy and I’ve got something to say Pop music is bad but disco is okay, My Beat is large and my friends are skinny, I Sequence some notes on my song; it’s called a MIDI. I Pop some corn and watch some cartoons While my friends play games and kill noobs. We Go to college so we can earn degrees While we chill and eat mozzarella cheese C O O L B O Y, I Currently don’t know how to tie a tie. On the weekends I spend most of my days, watching Forks and spoons light up my microwave. I don’t wanna hear you whining about my swag, it’s Not my fault that I have server lag Orange man jones will now depart from this beat It’s 3 AM and I just wanna go to sleep

We used to be best friends You used to be my friend But now you’re not Why can’t we be cool friends? Can’t we just be cool friends? We used to hold our hands Hold each other’s hands But that was back When we were still cool friends Why can’t we be cool friends? Cool friends always know when to act kind Cool friends never leave another friend behind Talk about our feelings while we go watch a movie Or play video games while we eat chocolate chip cookies Cool friends making plans while we drink juice Cool friends holding hands that’s what friends do We get in the car and drive around the city When we get home we take turns petting the kitty Cool friends in the band they play music too Go around performing live, that’s super cool Playing at their house and showing off their gear Their music is so good it makes me shed a tear Cool friends sit and watch some anime Singing songs all night long ‘til it’s really late Then we brush our teeth and then we go to sleep Goodnight friends We used to be best friends You used to be my friend But now you’re not Why can’t we be cool friends? Can’t we just be cool friends? We used to hold our hands Hold each other’s hands But that was back When we were still cool friends Why can’t we be cool friends? Cool friends, cool friends Cool friends, cool friends Cool friends always know how to tie my shoes Listen to my opinions on electric tunes They show me their songs and I share with them mine The sound waves go through our bodies and shake our spines Cool friends on the phone when I need them Even when I close my eyes, I can see them We spread out our arms and give each other hugs We feel the euphoria of brotherly love Cool friends always up to go and eat food Cool friends never complain or act rude They talk about movies they’ve seen on VHS But they don’t seem to mind the fact that I couldn’t care less Cool friends: they really understand me I eat all the jelly beans that they hand me Then we say goodbye and go our separate ways I feel good knowing I’ll see them the next day We used to be best friends You used to be my friend But now you’re not Why can’t we be cool friends? Can’t we just be cool friends? We used to hold our hands Hold each other’s hands But that was back When we were still cool friends Why can’t we be cool friends? Cool friends, cool friends Cool friends, cool friends Then everything changed, they all went away Busy every day, all work and no play I was all alone, sitting in my home Nothing was the same, not even video games Then I got a call; they went to the mall They bought me a ball, from a man named Paul They came to my place, threw the ball at my face That’s a lie they came and placed the ball in my hands We used to be best friends You used to be my friend But now you’re not Why can’t we be cool friends? Can’t we just be cool friends? We used to hold our hands Hold each other’s hands But that was back When we were still cool friends Why can’t we be cool friends? Cool friends, cool friends Cool friends, cool friends