cool boy patiently waits in the loser corner

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1.	cool boy in the house 01:02		buy track
2.	Orange Soda 05:33	lyrics	buy track
vote for trumpster, put hilbo in a dumpster. vote for trumpster, put hilbo in a dumpster. vote for trumpster, put hilbo in a dumpster. vote for trumpster, put hilbo in a dumpster. I like orange soda, I like orange soda. I like orange soda, I like orange soda. I like orange soda, I like orange soda. I like orange soda, I like orange soda.
3.	Welcome to My Clubhouse 06:48	lyrics	buy track
AH, AH, AH AH, AH AH AH! AH! AH, AH, AH AH, AH AH AH! AH! AH, AH, AH AH, AH AH AH! AH! AH, AH, AH AH, AH AH AH! AH!
4.	doing with noah 01:45	lyrics	buy track
Oh, oh shoot, oh no, it's, it's noah! Oh, my gosh! ah, will, ah, will, ah, will, ah, will, ah, ah, will, ah, will, ah, will, ah, will, ah, ah, will, ah, will, ah, will, ah, will, ah, ah, will, ah, will, ah, will, ah, will, ah, Hello, my dudes, this is cool boy speaking. If you happen to own a car, please send it to cool boy. Thank you.
5.	Ancient African Trap Ritual 06:24	lyrics	buy track
cool boy: Africa! MS: Pffffffft! cb: Africa! cb: Obey the Gippee, or your butt will be kicked to Mississippi! MS: Pffffffft! cb: The joke of this song is that it's generic trap music, which can be defined as trap music that is made the same way over and over again. On the contrary, there is some trap mu- cb: Africa! cb:Get on the floor now, and do a BC! MS: Pffffffft! Hello, hello, hello, hello. cb: Come here, Gippee, I'm doing naughtyyy! cb: Africa! cb: baby crying MS: Pffffffft! Hello, hello, hello, hello. cb: ?????? cb: Africa! MS: Do a BC, do a BC, get over here, get over here. cb: Trust the process! MS: Pffffffft! Hello, hello, hello, hello. cb: BeeSeeee, BeeSeeeeeeEEEEEE! cb: Africa! cb: You know what that is? That's no ordinary laptop, that's a PC! MS: Pffffffft! Hello, hello, hello, hello. cb: If, you don't, follow, the Gippee, you, will turn, into, a piggy. cb: Africa!
6.	ah! 01:06	lyrics	buy track
AH! AH! AHH###%^@! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! @h! uuurrrhh!! ???????????????????????????????????/????//?//
7.	CD's are cool 05:44	lyrics	buy track
cool! cool! cool! cool! CD's are cool! CD's are cool! If you think otherwise, then you are a fool! CD's are cool! CD's are cool! If you think otherwise, then you are a fool! CD's are cool! CD's are cool! If you think otherwise, then you are a fool! CD's are cool! CD's are cool! If you think otherwise, then you are a fool! cool! cool! You know, I'm so glad that the shape of a CD is perfectly round, because that means I won't be harmed by it's sharp corners, and it won't be hard to grasp with my hands. It also means that when it goes into the disc drive, it doesn't slice the darn thing in half. CD's are cool! CD's are cool! If you think otherwise, then you are a fool! CD's are cool! CD's are cool! If you think otherwise, then you are a fool! CD's are cool! CD's are cool! If you think otherwise, then you are a fool! CD's are cool! CD's are cool! If you think otherwise, then you are a fool! cool! cool! I showed my friends my CD's recently, and when they saw them, they thought I was a cool guy. If I did the same thing with a little MP3, they would quietly walk away, and I wouldn't have friends anymore. That's the magic that only CD's can do for your friendships. CD's are cool! CD's are cool! If you think otherwise, then you are a fool! CD's are cool! CD's are cool! If you think otherwise, then you are a fool! CD's are cool! CD's are cool! If you think otherwise, then you are a fool! CD's are cool! CD's are cool! If you think otherwise, then you are a fool! cool! You know, one day I went into the store and saw a cool CD, so I asked my mom if I could buy it. She said no, because she said her car didn't have a CD player, so I wouldn't be able to use it, but when we got to the car, there was a CD player, and I was sad, because I think CD's are cool. CD's are cool! CD's are cool! If you think otherwise, then you are a fool! CD's are cool! CD's are cool! If you think otherwise, then you are a fool! CD's are cool! CD's are cool! If you think otherwise, then you are a fool! CD's are cool! CD's are cool! If you think otherwise, then you are a fool! cool!
8.	squishy song 00:14	lyrics	buy track
squishy squishy, squishy squishy, squishy squishy, squishy squish, squishy squishy, squishy squishy squishy, squishy squishy, squishy squishy squish.
9.	Deus Ex cool boy 08:33		buy track
10.	Mars 07:25		buy track
11.	monopoly song 00:31	lyrics	buy track
I got all my friends in my box. They're very nice to me. I just wanna plaaayyy monopoly™ I wanna play monopoly™ so baaaaddd. aaaahhaah.
12.	Orange Soda (Vitamin C Mix) 01:49	lyrics	buy track
vote for trumpster, put hilbo in a dumpster. vote for trumpster, put hilbo in a dumpster. vote for trumpster, put hilbo in a dumpster. vote for trumpster, put hilbo in a dumpster. orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange. orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange. orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange. orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange. orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange. orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange. orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange. orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange.

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made 2016-January 2018

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released October 7, 2018

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